Today, Carbonspew Motors, Inc. (Carbonspew) introduced a revolutionary new engine technology it calls “Moolahator.” (Pronounced moo-la-ate-or.) The company expects it…
Customer Service The CustFrust Way
For no sane reason, CustFrust Food Products Inc., the leader in prepared custard products, prides itself in its customer service. In…
Trying Stuff For the First Time. Food, For Example.
Every once in a while my mind wanders to wondering about how humans decided trying stuff—specific stuff—for the first time…
Mathematical Oddity
You know those mathematical novelties that math nerds like to toss out occasionally to astound and/or stultify us mere mortals?…
Blood Donations: Bloody Heavy Lifting
I gave blood today. That’s not exactly news. I’ve done it many times. In fact, counting today, I’ve donated blood…
The Man Upstairs
Let’s talk about “the man upstairs.” But first, some background information. I rarely have more than a few qualms about…
Laughter. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
Laughter might not be all it’s cracked up to be. For instance, in Poems of Passion and Solitude, Ella Wheeler Wilcox…
Birthday Evolution: Birthdays change with the years.
I’ve noticed that, for me at least, as the years trundle by, birthdays take on different meanings. Needless to say,…
Reality News: The Argument Against Putting All News in Perspective
People (including me) sometimes complain that the media sensationalizes the news. Duh! 🚨I SAID, DUH!!!🚨 What the hell did you…
Life is Like an Orange
Life is like an orange. Oranges come in a few varieties. But the varieties are all quite similar in most…