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NEWS FLASH: Carbonspew Introduces Revolutionary Engine Technology

December 31, 2020December 31, 2020 Joel KlebanoffFake newsNo Comment on NEWS FLASH: Carbonspew Introduces Revolutionary Engine Technology

Today, Carbonspew Motors, Inc. (Carbonspew) introduced a revolutionary new engine technology it calls “Moolahator.” (Pronounced moo-la-ate-or.) The company expects it…

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Customer Service The CustFrust Way

December 29, 2020December 29, 2020 Joel KlebanoffMiscellaneousNo Comment on Customer Service The CustFrust Way

For no sane reason, CustFrust Food Products Inc., the leader in prepared custard products, prides itself in its customer service. In…

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Trying Stuff For the First Time. Food, For Example.

December 28, 2020December 28, 2020 Joel KlebanoffFood and DrinkNo Comment on Trying Stuff For the First Time. Food, For Example.

Every once in a while my mind wanders to wondering about how humans decided trying stuff—specific stuff—for the first time…

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Mathematical Oddity

December 24, 2020December 24, 2020 Joel KlebanoffMiscellaneousNo Comment on Mathematical Oddity

You know those mathematical novelties that math nerds like to toss out occasionally to astound and/or stultify us mere mortals?…

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Blood Donations: Bloody Heavy Lifting

December 22, 2020December 22, 2020 Joel KlebanoffHealthNo Comment on Blood Donations: Bloody Heavy Lifting

I gave blood today. That’s not exactly news. I’ve done it many times. In fact, counting today, I’ve donated blood…

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The Man Upstairs

December 21, 2020December 21, 2020 Joel KlebanoffReligionNo Comment on The Man Upstairs

Let’s talk about “the man upstairs.” But first, some background information. I rarely have more than a few qualms about…

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Laughter. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

December 20, 2020December 20, 2020 Joel KlebanoffMiscellaneousNo Comment on Laughter. It’s not all it’s cracked up to be.

Laughter might not be all it’s cracked up to be. For instance, in Poems of Passion and Solitude, Ella Wheeler Wilcox…

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Birthday Evolution: Birthdays change with the years.

December 18, 2020December 18, 2020 Joel KlebanoffAgingNo Comment on Birthday Evolution: Birthdays change with the years.

I’ve noticed that, for me at least, as the years trundle by, birthdays take on different meanings. Needless to say,…

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Reality News: The Argument Against Putting All News in Perspective

December 17, 2020December 17, 2020 Joel KlebanoffMiscellaneousNo Comment on Reality News: The Argument Against Putting All News in Perspective

People (including me) sometimes complain that the media sensationalizes the news. Duh! 🚨I SAID, DUH!!!🚨 What the hell did you…

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Life is Like an Orange

December 15, 2020December 16, 2020 Joel KlebanoffMiscellaneousNo Comment on Life is Like an Orange

Life is like an orange. Oranges come in a few varieties. But the varieties are all quite similar in most…

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