I don’t know what brought this to mind lo these great many years later, but I hated the way they…
“Pee In the Worst Way.” Really?
Maybe it’s just the circles I travel in, but I occasionally hear people say, “I’ve got to pee in the…
Hunting: Making it a sport and sporting
Some people call hunting a sport. I don’t understand that. As far as I’m concerned, for an activity to qualify…
Holy Fun: Entertainment for God and the Masses in Heaven
I’m an atheist. However, if I’m wrong and there is a god I think He must be a sadist. He…
PEACE CONFERENCE NEWS: Fighting for Peace
For more than 23 years, the people of Bubkissia fought a fierce civil war. The war pitted neighbours against neighbours,…
Adages Don’t Always Add Up: Say Again
Many of the adages I grew up with were misleading. Some were merely confusing. But others, if followed literally, would…
Holy Creation
I’m not big on religion, and particularly holy creation, so let me see if I understand this. First, God creates…
A Man My Age
I am a man my age. One would think that was intuitively obvious. One would be wrong. I became a…
Tasting Notes: Wine Delusions
I don’t know if the liquor stores where you live post tasting notes with some or all of the wines…
Sex and Other French Oddities
With an obstinacy that would put an exceptionally stubborn child to shame, my brain refuses to learn foreign languages. Teachers…